Moooney Matters

You’re special ! Not everyone is member of the Blue Herd yet. Since we have some open stalls we thought you would like the chance to fill them with family and friends. Our ladies prefer grain rewards but, for each new member you send us, we will send you a $10.00 reward. Let us introduce you to - “Lasso a Stray”.

Here’s how “Lasso a Stray” works. A Stray is anyone you know who is not currently a member of bluemoo.net. All you have to do is get this udderly lost straggler into the Blue Herd is tell them how great the internet service is and how to sign-up. Your “Stray” should mention your name when they sign-up for service.

Here is the “Moooney Matters”. If you are a current bluemoo.net customer in good standing, between June 1, 2003 to August 31, 2003, there is no limit to the number of Strays you can round-up for the Blue Herd. If they stay with bluemoo.net for at least 3 months and their account is in good standing, you will receive GREEN from the BLUE. You don’t have to do anything else. We’ll keep track of the number of Strays that mention your name at the time of their joining the HERD and send YOU the GREEN.

Now for the “Molasses in the Oats”. For each “Stray” we will enter you into a drawing for a live young Heifer (or the cash equivalent of $300.00). A name will be drawn on September 10, 2003 and the lucky “roper” will be contacted to make a decision as to their prize choice and arrangement for pick-up.

Don’t be caught grazing this summer during the Stampede for the Mooola. Mount-up and keep a sharp eye-out for stragglers and “Lasso a Stray”.

THE FINE PRINT
Your “stray” must be a new account only - no reactivations will be eligible. Your GREEN will be sent to you in the form of a CHECK ONLY - for security reasons. Bluemoo.net complies with all tax and legal codes. We reserve all rights. Void where prohibited by law.

We’re All Ears

We at the Herd were chewing our cud the other day and thinking. What mooooves our customers to call and join the Herd ? So we decided to ask. We would be interested in where you first heard about the Herd; where you hear about us now and places you don’t hear about us but wish you did.

We would also like to hear what you like the best about your present service and what you would like to see in the future. We do not need your name just your opinions.

We invite you to speak to a member of the Blue Herd with a call to 1-866-THE-HERD or, if you prefer, go online to www.bluemoo.net/feedback.

Thank you for helping us plow this ground. We know you will mooove us with your thoughts and ideas about your experiences with our Blue Ribbon Service.

Do you have Designs on our Host ?

Did you know that Bluemoo.net does web site design and hosting? Bluemoo specializes in sites for small and medium size businesses and personal web sites. Our design folks bring the same friendly service to web design that you have come to expect from us. If you have ever thought of having your own web site, give us a call at 1-866-THE-HERD and choose option 4 for the web design and hosting team.

Of course if you already have a web site, we can help you move to our barnyard. Why host in an unfamiliar pasture with folks you don’t know when you can have your web site taken care of by your neighbors? We can help you maintain what you already have or work with you for a completely new look.
Our web hosting packages (see samples below) are intended to be affordable and provide the features that make a web site useful. For example, most packages come with a statistic function where you can see who your visitors are and what part of your site they are using. This can help you plan sales, target customers and identify preferences.

Like the residents of our barnyard, our web design and hosting services come in all sizes and shapes. We will be happy to build a package that meets your personalized needs. Whether experienced in the web arts or a first time surfer, we will walk through the whole process with you step by step -- from proposal to finished product. Call our web specialists at 1-866-843-4373,option 4 or visit us on the web at www.bluemoo.net

Here’s how “Lasso a Stray” works. A Stray is anyone you know who is not currently a member of bluemoo.net. All you have to do is get this udderly lost straggler into the Blue Herd is tell them how great the internet service is and how to sign-up. Your “Stray” should mention your name when they sign-up for service.

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Silver Package - 50 MB web space - 25 E-mail accounts - CGI Bin - ASP $19.95 Set-up $19.95 month

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The Milking Parlor

Hello and welcome back to the Milking Parlor. Jenny Henny here, roving reporter for the Mighty Moo News with some very eggciting news. Farmer Blue, our resident computer guru, has discovered one of the bluemoo cows can talk!

Jenny: Farmer Blue, could you show us your amazing discovery and give us an example of her speaking ability?

Farmer Blue: Sure. Here Bossy, we named her Bossy after Mrs. Blue.....OK Bossy, what Internet Service Provider can give you Unlimited Access, 5 E-mail addresses and 10 megabytes of storage?

Bossy: BLUEMOOOOOOO

Farmer Blue: OK Bossy, what ISP also gives you Free Virus filtering and a toll free help desk number of 1-866-THE-HERD?

Bossy: BLUEMOOOOOOO

Farmer Blue: Good girl. Now who can do all this for only $17.95 per month?

Bossy: BLUEMOOOOOOO

Jenny: That was amazing Farmer Blue. Coming to the BlueMoo Farm is always such an interesting eggsperience. One never knows what can be found.

Farmer Blue: Want to see my dancing chickens?

Jenny: Uhhh...maybe next time...This is Jenny Henny, roving reporter for the Mighty Moo News signing off Happy trails to you and may your pail runneth over...

Just Bluezing Around!

How cool is blue? Some blue things are not even blue, are they cool? So I bluezed around bluemoo.net for enlightenment and education.I investigated the Web White and Blue web site. I thought 'This will be cool!' Nope, not cool and not about blue. I went to the The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation, educational yes, cool no. I dawdled around the Welcome to the Blue Ridge Parkway site, interesting and cool if you plan to travel to Appalachia, which I am not, therefore, not cool.

Then I checked out the Toronto Blue Jays, Columbus Blue Jackets. Blue Rodeo.com (which didn't use the color blue) Blue Knights International Law Enforcement Motorcycle Club, Inc and Navy.com : Explore the Navy: Blue Angels. OK enough already! Interesting but not cool.

I clicked on Blue chips. Surprise, they are not what blue cows make in their pasture. Eventually I found the web site for the Adirondack Museum in Blue Mountain Lake New York. They are having a special art exhibit for 2003 called Summering in the Adirondacks: The Artists' Views will include images and artifacts of summer pastimes --boating, fishing, camping; places to go and places to stay -- Ausable Chasm, High Falls Gorge, the High peaks, hotels, lakes, and beautiful views including masterworks from the museum's renowned painting collection. Pretty cool at Blue Mountain Lake.

Around the world we go to The African Blue Gallery which is based in the heart of rural South Africa and sources original African art directly from the wealth of talented artists in the area. Score this pretty cool at the Blue Gallery if I could drive to Africa.

Then I changed the scope a little and visited Black & Blue Sports. This site talked about separated shoulders, broken ribs and a commitment to pushing ones limits through sports and pain. This was cool until I realized that I'm on the other side of 50. Not cool!

Then I made a real find: A blue word is a link. Clicking on a link enables you to move from one piece of information to a related item no matter where on the Internet the information may be stored. Links can move you to a point within the Web page you are currently reading, to a new Web page, or a particular point within a new Web page. Typically, a link turns purple once you've clicked on it. This helps you keep a record of all the links you've visited. I thought blue words were *#^@% type of words. Not cool at all!

So what is the ultimate cool blue? Hey, it has to be bluemoo.net, our logo is a blue cow, our home page is in blue and we bluez around. Add to that our blue ribbon Internet service and we are the king cool of blue. Click on bluemoo.net or call our blue telephone number (OK,OK,OK too far), 1 800 THE HERD for the max in blue cool.

Have you “Herd”?
Bluemoo does Streaming!

Have you ever driven through Boston, listening to the "River 92.5FM" on the radio and saying, "I wish we had that radio station back home ?" What if you move away from Middlebury or St. Albans ? Would you wish that you could bring "Alice 103.3FM & 93.7FM" with you? How about going away to college in the Midwest and wanting to show all your new friends in the dorm how great Montpelier’s "Point 104.7FM" is ? Or you live elsewhere but would love to hear Southern Champlain Valley local news from WIPS “The Bridge” at AM1250 ?

Now you can. Bluemoo is happy to announce that we are streaming these radio stations live, 24 hours a day - 7 days a week. So whether you are vacationing in Florida or back at the office, you can enjoy the area's best radio stations live on the Internet. Just go to www.bluemoo.net and click on Media Streaming to listen to these great stations (and more as they come online).

Media streaming is a new service that Bluemoo Internet can provide its customers. Whether you are an already established radio station, like the ones mentioned above, or a music fanatic that wants to create their own online radio experience, we can help you. Give us a call at 1(866)THE-HERD and choose option 4 for web design/hosting services.

The ladies of the Blue Herd are proud to provide audio streaming ~~ just one more way that bluemoo.net continues to be a Blue Ribbon service provider.